Any pre-prepped bantz you need reviewing? This one could be the one.

    Opening bantz: playfully sarcastic ‘oh…fancy meeting you here!’
    ’Good job we are under a government lockdown or you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off me’
    ‘Is that a rape alarm in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’

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      Millsy

      “YOU SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE JASON STATHAM, YOU LYING CUNT!”

        ‘Keep your hair on love. Just bantz innit’

        Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

        Millsy Any pre-prepped bantz you need reviewing? This one could be the one.

        Chocolate box good looks, top top bants and bucket loads of je ne sais quoi are all covered big time!

          So was chatting to this woman last few days… seemed nice and we had tentatively arranged to meet next week for a walk… then she tells me what she’s up to this weekend - seeing masseur, meeting a stream of friends indoors, going round to her brothers, lunch tomorrow with a friend… erm pass…. pretty obvious why new cases are still above 10k a day - obviously loads of this going on. The lockdown should have been Italian style for a month.. voucher to leave the house to go shopping … sheesh

            Kin hell.

            That is some socialising.

            Jules72 How widespread do you think this behaviour is? Obviously takes 2 to tango so many people must be doing it

                Hursty my previous girlfriend’s circle was at it too… think it’s those in their 20s and 30s, for whom covid isn’t threatening… but also think it takes a certain type of person right… who doesn’t give a crap about society

                    Jules72 my previous girlfriend’s circle was at it too… think it’s those in their 20s and 30s, for whom covid isn’t threatening… but also think it takes a certain type of person right… who doesn’t give a crap about society

                    When I was in my 20s, and my parents were in their 40s, I can’t honestly say that I’d have behaved as cautiously/responsibly as I have done.

                    Peer pressure/FOMO would have been a big thing, and I imagine I may well have gone to some illicit raves just for the naughtiness factor. Can everyone here truthfully say they wouldn’t? I’m honestly not sure I would have behaved as I am doing now.

                      Smallman1 PM to BANTS school en route Dave.

                      I’ve actually ordered you a BM to PANTS SCHOOL.

                        You must be absolutely desperate to meet that special woman Ed.

                          seanc80 special woman Ed.

                          Unfortunately for him it will end up being a special ed woman.

                              seanc80 Well they say there’s somebody for everyone

                              A mate of mine once woke up in bed with a Chinese bird who had those lobster hands. You know what I mean, I don’t need to put an image up.

                              He got a slaughtering off all the bar regulars because everyone saw him hammered cracking onto her at the bar the night before.

                              He said he knew what he was doing, he just really, really wanted to see what a handjob was like. Turned it around on the pub. Everyone jealous. Brilliant manoeuvre.