seanc80 Well they say there’s somebody for everyone
A mate of mine once woke up in bed with a Chinese bird who had those lobster hands. You know what I mean, I don’t need to put an image up.
He got a slaughtering off all the bar regulars because everyone saw him hammered cracking onto her at the bar the night before.
He said he knew what he was doing, he just really, really wanted to see what a handjob was like. Turned it around on the pub. Everyone jealous. Brilliant manoeuvre.
