Dating apps and war stories
Jules72 my previous girlfriend’s circle was at it too… think it’s those in their 20s and 30s, for whom covid isn’t threatening… but also think it takes a certain type of person right… who doesn’t give a crap about society
When I was in my 20s, and my parents were in their 40s, I can’t honestly say that I’d have behaved as cautiously/responsibly as I have done.
Peer pressure/FOMO would have been a big thing, and I imagine I may well have gone to some illicit raves just for the naughtiness factor. Can everyone here truthfully say they wouldn’t? I’m honestly not sure I would have behaved as I am doing now.
PM to BANTS school en route Dave.
You must be absolutely desperate to meet that special woman Ed.
seanc80 Well they say there’s somebody for everyone
A mate of mine once woke up in bed with a Chinese bird who had those lobster hands. You know what I mean, I don’t need to put an image up.
He got a slaughtering off all the bar regulars because everyone saw him hammered cracking onto her at the bar the night before.
He said he knew what he was doing, he just really, really wanted to see what a handjob was like. Turned it around on the pub. Everyone jealous. Brilliant manoeuvre.
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bosstrabs A girl i used to work with actually went on a tinder date with a bloke with claw hands (she didnt know about them in advance) . She was fairly bananas before she met him but proceeded to get absolutely slaughtered on the actual date & shagged him, she claims she has no recollection of seeing them the night before. When she woke up the next morning she immediately became distraught and left.
Nothing like a good old fashioned lob to put everyone on the back foot
Love eh?
Bloody hell!
A glamorous gran who was conned out of £165,000 by a Tinder swindler dubbed the ‘Wolf of Walworth’ has told how the ordeal sent her spiralling into debt and a psychiatric hospital.
The widow who wished to remain anonymous, matched with a man purporting to be a tech entrepreneur behind the failed online vinyl marketplace Gemm.
The high-flying Tinder match, who called himself Humphrey, seemed to live a life of luxury smoking cigars & sunning himself at seaside resorts along the south coast.
Soon into the relationship, she was asked to open a line of credit in her name as a security measure to “protect” her new boyfriend by giving her name “as a cover”.
He instructed her to fill out documents for an American Express platinum card, reporting her income as £200,000.
She took out huge loans amid promises she would be paid back.
But the tech giant was really Mickey Jerome, a convicted conman who had already spent three years in jail for fly tipping, theft of copper & catalytic converters.
He spent thousands on boxes of rare cuban cigars from Sautters in Mayfair, handmade shoes from St James & selvedge denim.
The scam then attracted more women who were lured into the same cycle of deception and debt.
Jerome was arrested in June during a routine traffic operation, the van he was driving was untaxed & uninsured.
He definitely wears a ¾ length leather jacket and gels his hair back too!
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They don’t all dress like Lovejoy/Flares, you racist.
Some also dress like Sean.
I didn’t mention tarmac, for fuck sake!
Last time I flew into Galway, there’s a big country house on the descent path that’s completely surrounded by a huge square of tarmac.
I couldn’t believe it, it’s like they’d just gone up to the Lord of the Manor and said “so, we’ll tarmac the driveway shall we?” and he’d told them to get lost and probably returned to his property after his next trip to the big city to find his driveway, his gardens, his vegetable patch and everything tarmacced.
Lol, their olympic sized outdoor swimming pool filled to the brim with the molten black stuff!
Form an orderly queue pls lads
I do like a Doris who keeps herself and her environs in tip top cleanliness. Keeper imo
You poor sod, Jules.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Marry her.
It would be quite valid having a piece who takes care of all the tidying in a proper way.
She’d probably make a banging cheese toastie and mug of tea for you while you watched Grandstand, no complaints either.
Good to see Dave is posting from the 1980s.
If I told you the latest with my roof you would laugh Dave.
Literally couldn’t make it up at this point.
It’s not no.
Over £4k in the hole now too, reg.
Pitched!
Some cunt came in and took a chunk out of my bedroom wall too.
Looks like jaws has been in there.
Was a cash and no receipt job.
No scaffolding required.
3 different ‘roofers’ can’t work it out, don’t know what to do, am at my wits end.