Dating apps and war stories

SM001

50+ likes?! Jules you stud muffin. 😎

Jules72

SM001 haha I’ve had the account for a while (just had it dormant through my last relationship)….. I’m also a seriously picky bastard

Dan

Jules72 A potential Mrs Rampling?

Kumquat

Smallman1 Or his Sosage.

Jules72

So I replied “😂” to the anti vaxxer’s comment above (on Hinge) and she matched with me, thinking I was interested… what a thicket

Millsy

Jules72 portion will be administered in due course. You ledge

LT42

Along_the_Wire lol, I just pictured Brent’s face when he walks into the pub to meet his date. Comedy genius.

Dan

LT42 “Oh, fuck off” LOL

LT42

Dan haha, the look he gives the camera then. Priceless.

Millsy

’The larger ones are normally bubbly…. this one isn’t’

zackster

The perfect woman doesn’t exis…….

Heno

zackster how can we launch her out of a canon asap?

Dan

Likes eating out = fat cunt

Along_the_Wire

Heno I’m no expert in physics, but I wouldn’t expect firing her from a cannon to be much of a success.

LT42

The Hadron Collider couldnt move that mass

Along_the_Wire

She wouldn’t fit in either

Millsy

Couldn’t launch that off Cape Canaveral. The fat, overly opinionated, cunt

Jules72

You wouldn’t go hungry with those cushions feeding you though

Kells77

As a chonk myself, I feel like I can safely disagree with her. Everyone has preferences, whether you say it out loud or not. I dislike beards. Maybe that’s unfair to an entire population of men who sport beards, but 🤷🏼‍♀️….we likes what we likes.

Edit: Also her delivery is condescending and really fucking annoying.

SM001

Kells77 At least a bloke can choose to shave the beard. By the looks of yer one that fat isn’t going anywhere with a block of C4.

BlainSA

Kells77 Put a bubble in your mouth Kells

Dan

Kells77 She should know her place tbf.

Amps

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