50+ likes?! Jules you stud muffin. 😎

    SM001 haha I’ve had the account for a while (just had it dormant through my last relationship)….. I’m also a seriously picky bastard

      So I replied “😂” to the anti vaxxer’s comment above (on Hinge) and she matched with me, thinking I was interested… what a thicket

        Along_the_Wire lol, I just pictured Brent’s face when he walks into the pub to meet his date. Comedy genius.

        • Dan replied to this.

            LT42 “Oh, fuck off” LOL

            • LT42 replied to this.

                Dan haha, the look he gives the camera then. Priceless.

                  ’The larger ones are normally bubbly…. this one isn’t’

                  The perfect woman doesn’t exis…….

                  • Heno replied to this.

                    Likes eating out = fat cunt

                    Heno I’m no expert in physics, but I wouldn’t expect firing her from a cannon to be much of a success.

                      The Hadron Collider couldnt move that mass

                      Couldn’t launch that off Cape Canaveral. The fat, overly opinionated, cunt

                      You wouldn’t go hungry with those cushions feeding you though

                      As a chonk myself, I feel like I can safely disagree with her. Everyone has preferences, whether you say it out loud or not. I dislike beards. Maybe that’s unfair to an entire population of men who sport beards, but 🤷🏼‍♀️….we likes what we likes.

                      Edit: Also her delivery is condescending and really fucking annoying.