SM001 haha I’ve had the account for a while (just had it dormant through my last relationship)….. I’m also a seriously picky bastard

    So I replied “😂” to the anti vaxxer’s comment above (on Hinge) and she matched with me, thinking I was interested… what a thicket

      Along_the_Wire lol, I just pictured Brent’s face when he walks into the pub to meet his date. Comedy genius.

      • Dan replied to this.

          Dan haha, the look he gives the camera then. Priceless.

            ’The larger ones are normally bubbly…. this one isn’t’

            The perfect woman doesn’t exis…….

            • Heno replied to this.

              Likes eating out = fat cunt

              Heno I’m no expert in physics, but I wouldn’t expect firing her from a cannon to be much of a success.

                The Hadron Collider couldnt move that mass

                Couldn’t launch that off Cape Canaveral. The fat, overly opinionated, cunt

                You wouldn’t go hungry with those cushions feeding you though

                As a chonk myself, I feel like I can safely disagree with her. Everyone has preferences, whether you say it out loud or not. I dislike beards. Maybe that’s unfair to an entire population of men who sport beards, but 🤷🏼‍♀️….we likes what we likes.

                Edit: Also her delivery is condescending and really fucking annoying.

                  Kells77 At least a bloke can choose to shave the beard. By the looks of yer one that fat isn’t going anywhere with a block of C4.