Dating apps and war stories
I think this profile says a lot don’t you think?!
You should go along with it and then after you’ve departed the following morning, send her a picture of your double vaccination card.
How we roll!
Jules72 what a dreadful photo - the horizon should at least be horizontal, the stupid cunt. Must’ve waited ages for a view like that from Southend Pier
50+ likes?! Jules you stud muffin.
So I replied “” to the anti vaxxer’s comment above (on Hinge) and she matched with me, thinking I was interested… what a thicket
Along_the_Wire lol, I just pictured Brent’s face when he walks into the pub to meet his date. Comedy genius.
’The larger ones are normally bubbly…. this one isn’t’
The perfect woman doesn’t exis…….
Likes eating out = fat cunt
Heno I’m no expert in physics, but I wouldn’t expect firing her from a cannon to be much of a success.
The Hadron Collider couldnt move that mass
She wouldn’t fit in either