5 days later

I think this profile says a lot don’t you think?!

  • Dan replied to this.

    You should go along with it and then after you’ve departed the following morning, send her a picture of your double vaccination card.

    How we roll!

      Jules72 what a dreadful photo - the horizon should at least be horizontal, the stupid cunt. Must’ve waited ages for a view like that from Southend Pier

      50+ likes?! Jules you stud muffin. 😎

        SM001 haha I’ve had the account for a while (just had it dormant through my last relationship)….. I’m also a seriously picky bastard

        So I replied “😂” to the anti vaxxer’s comment above (on Hinge) and she matched with me, thinking I was interested… what a thicket

          Along_the_Wire lol, I just pictured Brent’s face when he walks into the pub to meet his date. Comedy genius.

          • Dan replied to this.

            Dan haha, the look he gives the camera then. Priceless.

            ’The larger ones are normally bubbly…. this one isn’t’

            The perfect woman doesn’t exis…….

            • Heno replied to this.

              Likes eating out = fat cunt

              Heno I’m no expert in physics, but I wouldn’t expect firing her from a cannon to be much of a success.

              The Hadron Collider couldnt move that mass