Only two points about her…..I expected more.

Nice hypotenuse on it to be fair

I’d shag her, yes, theorem.

Ban request please mods.

9 days later

Don’t think she’ll find Hugo very sexy…..

    I’m all of those, so job done. Just need to let the wife know.

    Jules72 I am actually all of those things (though the mask is only grudgingly when essential).

    Unluckily for her though I’m not a fan of middle-aged women with bums on their chin.

      6 days later

      Big knob or big wallet not required .. just a pack of Jaffa cakes… wonder if she’d like some dark chocolate digestives 😮

      • Dan replied to this.
        6 days later

        “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best!”

        • Jean-Jacques Rousseau
        15 days later

        So this woman is 5ft 8… and she requires you to be at lest 6 ft 3 and is ruling out 98.5% of the male population in this country .. what a thicket

          I can be 6 foot 3 if I wear my heels. I’m guessing that will be ok for her