Dating apps and war stories
Dont think she needed to put she likes kisses and cuddles
Amps Uhhh….
Putting me in a top hat in a giant cake with nothing on but a thong isn’t something I:
A) would do.
B) think is funny.
C) …As if I have female friends. I mean c’mon!
loopdokter Behave, you’d defo get involved! 
loopdokter I for one am disappointed Jay! Boooooo!
You’re right Jay.
I have humour, dignity and chocolate box good looks.
Ed, impressing the ladies, and Darren:
No way. Ed would have less clothes on.
Old-Dutch taylor
You’re better than that, Dutchy
6 days later
a month later
Not for me thanks 
I just instinctively sprayed my screen with Lynx Africa.
She may not be a lady but she’s all woman.
Gotta be a Kraut.
Racist.
Sarah wears her winter coat all year round.