Christ it must be like an abandoned mine down there.
Dating apps and war stories
Maybe send her the number of a local taylor who specialises in whizzards’ sleeves
- Edited
Might be better to leave it till next week after they’ve all been draughted up on mass arsehole repair duties in Manchester this evening
Dont think she needed to put she likes kisses and cuddles
Amps Uhhh….
Putting me in a top hat in a giant cake with nothing on but a thong isn’t something I:
A) would do.
B) think is funny.
C) …As if I have female friends. I mean c’mon!
loopdokter Behave, you’d defo get involved! 
loopdokter I for one am disappointed Jay! Boooooo!
You’re right Jay.
I have humour, dignity and chocolate box good looks.
Ed, impressing the ladies, and Darren:
No way. Ed would have less clothes on.
Old-Dutch taylor
You’re better than that, Dutchy
6 days later
a month later
Not for me thanks 
I just instinctively sprayed my screen with Lynx Africa.
She may not be a lady but she’s all woman.
Gotta be a Kraut.