The septic’s getting it all wrong?

You never!

ScottBailey also how bad is it when someone else makes you a brew (tea)? May as well just throw it away, it will never meet your own standards

      Hursty also how bad is it when someone else makes you a brew (tea)? May as well just throw it away, it will never meet your own standards

      Not when I make it Hursty.

      I make the best cup of tea in the UK.

      FACT.

          Smallman1 find a female friend you call me Julie so the family stops asking uncomfortable questions about your lifestyle!

            Smallman1 a massive collective ‘phew’ at the fact she wasn’t on Check-a-Trade.

              I think the relief is that I’ve finally been tamed.

              I just thank the lord I got to have so much fun in the process, literally hundreds of hearts broken!

              Literally not one word of that is remotely accurate, which is an achievement in itself.

              The remarkable thing is that it’s all true!

              Smallman1 All the Smallman’s love me Julie, it’s because she’s a top top bird!

                hugopal And how would you fucking know?

                The last time you slept with a bird was probably when you clambered into you mum’s bed after wetting yours aged 17.