Smallman1 a massive collective ‘phew’ at the fact she wasn’t on Check-a-Trade.
I think the relief is that I’ve finally been tamed.
I just thank the lord I got to have so much fun in the process, literally hundreds of hearts broken!
Literally not one word of that is remotely accurate, which is an achievement in itself.
The remarkable thing is that it’s all true!
Smallman1 All the Smallman’s love me Julie, it’s because she’s a top top bird!
Smallman1 because she’s a top top bird!
“top top birds” don’t come with bastard offspring.
hugopal And how would you fucking know?
The last time you slept with a bird was probably when you clambered into you mum’s bed after wetting yours aged 17.
Jesus Christ man. Over the line!
Along_the_Wire sick burn G!
For the last two months, we have replaced rice (besides biryani) with quinoa. It works!
rhouses works in what way, R-houz?
Millsy more solid stools
Millsy Taste, textures, and I don’t want to fall asleep after lunch. Easy on the tummy as well.
Life hack: unbuckle your belt after a big meal to feel less full and more comfortable
Half inched from Rhouses?
Life hack: hacking Rhouses to death would end his life and bring great satisfaction
bosstrabs I’m sure the mods will give you his IP.
Dave have you got any life hacks for avoiding drinking?
Smallman1 lol
Life hack: wear a three piece suit while you pass out drunk in Jingshan Park. This will keep vagrants away and allow you to blend in with the other persons of substance.
