Millsy look I’m tired of having this hung around my neck, so let’s put it to bed once and for all.
Smallmum called me shortly after Ed hopped a cab on the upper eastside and said “Right, so Edward is allowed absolutely no Wing Wang this evening!”
I replied with “I am sorry, mam, but I am american and have no idea what Wing Wang is. Does that mean penis?”
She said “No, but please keep the cocks away from him too!”
“Not a problem, mam”
And then she said: “Now we are staying with close family friends, and Edward is expected to be up early for breakfast and a massage. We are staying at 9 East 71st Street please see that he gets home ok”
Being a good host I wrote down the address to make sure everything went off without incident, which thankful it did!
