In retrospect, if it was possible, I’d do a 2 for 1 with Sasha too, so he can bring back the original Tyrant with Craig and Lee.

I had to split up Lee and Craig and put Lee with Danny because of the falling out. Talent management folks, it’s essential.

    ‘Dropping logs in the breakbeat bogs’ line up?

    ‘Nail the caste badge onto the servant’ fairground stall.

    Millsy The bottom two listed for each room will be on warm-up, starting duties. Will be told not to bang it out, but to set the mood.

        rhouses The bottom two listed for each room will be on warm-up, starting duties. Will be told not to bang it out, but to set the mood.

        This is really impt and a good idea, king.

          Zackster, why are you even showing your face in this thread. You should be ashamed of yourself with your festival roster - my ears are fucking bleeding just looking at it.

          yeah Zack. Where are the babes?

          Zackster copy pasted his line up from the 2014 Movement Festival.

          I love the idea of Helena Hauff rolling up to the festival, only to be stopped by Rhouses atop his litter.

          Woah Woah Woah play girl. Hold it right there! Before going another step, I must inspect your USB sticks! MmmHmm MmmHmm, it is just as I have suspected. These are filled with club bangers, which are right out! Your presence has been demanded to warm it up! You will not be blowing it out, like the seat of my fly pants! Now, another thing. My friend here * prods litter-bearer with a stick * has brought along a copy of the sensual club classic Lifetimes by Slam. I am currently going through a bit of a slut phase, and I have decided that you must play this at the appointed time! You must gauge the crowd’s energy and desire and play this symphony at the ripest of moments… Pussies👏🏼Must👏🏼Be👏🏼Popping! Now excuse me. My gut is coiled tighter than a spectacled cobra, and I must void my bowels before returning to the VIP artisan pancakes tent! * cracks whip *

            Can you imagine Zackster’s festival? Not only will it be a full-on assault of the worst kind on all your listening senses, you’d have to put up with a bunch of smelly hippies holding up “Bernie Wants Techno” signs all over the place.

            zackster haha. I’d actually swap Helena’s set time with Charlotte De Witte, so she can play a banger set in the beauty and the beat tent.

              Millsy Think we can all agree Zackster’s festival would be called the Weaksauce Festival.

                The Dudes Rock Warehouse Party wouod absolutely whip ass, and everyone would talk about what a great time it was. My only concern would be supplying enough drugs to meet the needs of Ed’s horrific addiction.

                “We’re going to need a bigger boat” springs to mind.

                My Little St. James themed chillout room
                would have such a vibe.

                hahahaha. Knew there’d be an Epstein special too.

                Ledgendary thread by Rhouses!

                Btw, I love the racket/Zackster tent.

                Millsy look I’m tired of having this hung around my neck, so let’s put it to bed once and for all.

                Smallmum called me shortly after Ed hopped a cab on the upper eastside and said “Right, so Edward is allowed absolutely no Wing Wang this evening!”

                I replied with “I am sorry, mam, but I am american and have no idea what Wing Wang is. Does that mean penis?”

                She said “No, but please keep the cocks away from him too!”

                “Not a problem, mam”

                And then she said: “Now we are staying with close family friends, and Edward is expected to be up early for breakfast and a massage. We are staying at 9 East 71st Street please see that he gets home ok”

                Being a good host I wrote down the address to make sure everything went off without incident, which thankful it did!

                    zackster bottom line for me is he plays consistently good records and mixes as well as anyone. i love his warm up stuff the most (that groovy, hypnotic house sound), but he’s eclectic enough to keep things interesting and can bang it out with the best of them.