Old-Dutch Managed to avoid a good seeing to by our peado priest. Shout out to father Mcallum.
Valentine's Day
She’s getting a card and a posh box of chocs, plus me cooking her dinner. Egg and chips if she is lucky . Maybe a gammon slice ( ooh err )
If you’re out buying “triple markup” flowers for your missus tomorrow you need your head serviced. Just put a wad of cash into a jar when you get home and torch the whole fucking thing. Same difference. That gouging shite gets right up my chimney.
“How much for 5 roses tied in a little bow so it looks proper?”
“700 euro, my dear. Will I write a note for the lucky woman?”
“You can yeah, and then you can shove the whole lot up your arse.”
Smallman1 …all that’s left for a Gold Star then is to propose to her munted Sunday morning and get Zackster to DJ a full on Jeff Mills deeper cuts set at the wedding. Job done .
IndustryStandard Egg and chips if she is lucky . Maybe a gammon slice ( ooh err )
Wouldn’t a sausage be more appropriate?
If yours looks like a gammon slice you should get it checked out.
LT42 Who says romance is dead?
mono-stereo Missed a trick there, character building
Along_the_Wire if anything, Valentines Day is the most unromantic day of the year and a bit of a scam. Whats funny is the missus tried to book a table at a restaurant we normally go to and there was a “couples fee”. She told them where to go.
You should take her on a trip to the Maldives, LT.
Simulated, natch.
Lol. Spraying her with a fine water mist from his gardening bottle while landing his ‘sea plane’
Edit.
And walking round calling home on speakerphone.
Hang in there MC. Sounds horrific
Millsy A flight time of 10h 15m. So assuming LT manages to push back by lunch, they should be landing around 7am local time.
LT’s neighbour, Ahmet, has been slipped 15 euros to greet her with a garland and a flute of chilled cava at the front door.