If you’re out buying “triple markup” flowers for your missus tomorrow you need your head serviced. Just put a wad of cash into a jar when you get home and torch the whole fucking thing. Same difference. That gouging shite gets right up my chimney.
“How much for 5 roses tied in a little bow so it looks proper?”
“700 euro, my dear. Will I write a note for the lucky woman?”
“You can yeah, and then you can shove the whole lot up your arse.”
