Valentine's Day

IndustryStandard

Smallman1 …all that’s left for a Gold Star then is to propose to her munted Sunday morning and get Zackster to DJ a full on Jeff Mills deeper cuts set at the wedding. Job done .

hugopal

IndustryStandard Egg and chips if she is lucky . Maybe a gammon slice ( ooh err )

Wouldn’t a sausage be more appropriate?

If yours looks like a gammon slice you should get it checked out.

Along_the_Wire

LT42 Who says romance is dead?

LT42

Along_the_Wire if anything, Valentines Day is the most unromantic day of the year and a bit of a scam. Whats funny is the missus tried to book a table at a restaurant we normally go to and there was a “couples fee”. She told them where to go.

Hursty

LT42 we don’t bother, commercialised crap.

Nothing to do with me being a tight northerner

Mad_Cyril

mono-stereo Missed a trick there, character building

Millsy

You should take her on a trip to the Maldives, LT.

Simulated, natch.

bosstrabs

Millsy Invite a load of nouveau riche ‘PAX’ along to sit in the back with her, flaunting how much they’re spending on their honeymoons/engagements, for the full Maldives experience.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs
There’s loads where we are staying this year. Massively gutted, one of the reasons we came back was lack of the cunts.

Does make me piss how the ‘lads’ are still attached to their sportswear whilst the wimmin are done up so much!

Millsy

Lol. Spraying her with a fine water mist from his gardening bottle while landing his ‘sea plane’

mono-stereo

Millsy A flight time of 10h 15m. So assuming LT manages to push back by lunch, they should be landing around 7am local time.

LT42

Millsy lol, for the 8th time after some crash to desktops

Mad_Cyril

Edit.

And walking round calling home on speakerphone.

benson

Mad_Cyril Get. In. The. Fucking. Sea

bosstrabs

Mad_Cyril FACETIME all the lads back home. Grim.

Millsy

Hang in there MC. Sounds horrific

Mad_Cyril

Millsy
It’s the odd one or two for now, but the signs are it’ll get worse.

Like the early episodes of The Walking Dead, the infestation is just beginning.

Millsy

LT’s neighbour, Ahmet, has been slipped 15 euros to greet her with a garland and a flute of chilled cava at the front door.

mono-stereo

Millsy after which it’s straight over to the ironing board in the kitchen for a 2 hour sunset horseback ride.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs FACETIME all the lads back home. Grim.

Are you in a meeting Dave? Been trying to get through so I can show you my lunch

(Not a euphemism before anyone chirps in)

Unbroken1

…chuffed with myself that I’d tackled it early yesterday, Waitrose 9am after the gym- flowers, fizz, chocs, card. Done.

Came home, put them on the kitchen bench, forgot about them… went out, she came home to array of random unwrapped stuff and an unwritten card a day early.

“SURPRISE!”

Smallman1

Unbroken1 …chuffed with myself that I’d tackled it early yesterday, Waitrose 9am after the gym- flowers, fizz, chocs, card. Done.

Came home, put them on the kitchen bench, forgot about them… went out, she came home to array of random unwrapped stuff and an unwritten card a day early.

“SURPRISE!”

Lol!

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