Lol. Spraying her with a fine water mist from his gardening bottle while landing his ‘sea plane’

    bosstrabs
    There’s loads where we are staying this year. Massively gutted, one of the reasons we came back was lack of the cunts.

    Does make me piss how the ‘lads’ are still attached to their sportswear whilst the wimmin are done up so much!

      Edit.

      And walking round calling home on speakerphone.

        Hang in there MC. Sounds horrific

          Millsy
          It’s the odd one or two for now, but the signs are it’ll get worse.

          Like the early episodes of The Walking Dead, the infestation is just beginning.

            Millsy A flight time of 10h 15m. So assuming LT manages to push back by lunch, they should be landing around 7am local time.

              LT’s neighbour, Ahmet, has been slipped 15 euros to greet her with a garland and a flute of chilled cava at the front door.

                Millsy after which it’s straight over to the ironing board in the kitchen for a 2 hour sunset horseback ride.

                  …chuffed with myself that I’d tackled it early yesterday, Waitrose 9am after the gym- flowers, fizz, chocs, card. Done.

                  Came home, put them on the kitchen bench, forgot about them… went out, she came home to array of random unwrapped stuff and an unwritten card a day early.

                  “SURPRISE!”

                    bosstrabs FACETIME all the lads back home. Grim.

                    Are you in a meeting Dave? Been trying to get through so I can show you my lunch

                    (Not a euphemism before anyone chirps in)

                      Unbroken1 …chuffed with myself that I’d tackled it early yesterday, Waitrose 9am after the gym- flowers, fizz, chocs, card. Done.

                      Came home, put them on the kitchen bench, forgot about them… went out, she came home to array of random unwrapped stuff and an unwritten card a day early.

                      “SURPRISE!”

                      Lol!

                        Just thrown my card at Mrs Phil. The response was ‘oh shit, have you got a pen’ as she ran into the kitchen.
                        Beautiful scenes.

                        I purposely held a fart in just now. Because she’s my everything.

                          • LT42

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                            Millsy lol, for the 8th time after some crash to desktops

                              Happy Valentine’s Day you sexy fuckin’ bastards xox