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I would actually watch a North vs South ‘All Star’ match, so long as 1) it was done properly, based on birth, with no foreign players involved (e.g. Raheem Sterling would always have played for the South, even when at Liverpool or Man City) and 2) there was a proper North vs South tear-up to go with it, Leeds/Sheffield United/Wolves and all the other hard as fuck northern firms joining forces to batter the southerners, with Geordies punching police horses in the background, while the Scousers mop up at the back, going through people’s pockets as they’re out cold.

    I’d pay to watch that, wouldn’t attend in person for fear of mixing with / getting knocked out by people from the North.

    If it replaces England friendlies…yes please

    We tried this in Ireland and it didn’t quite work out.

    bosstrabs I assume any players / teams from the midlands are not included in this. Mainly because they are all shit

      Or State of this Khazi game.

      GRIM!!!

      But enough about Harry Kane….

      Bit Matalan. Harry looks like he got his teeth from Peter Crouch

      Away kit much better!

      Not sure why they’ve got the grandson from the Catherine Tate ‘Nan’ Show modelling it though?!

        Phil Foden, another individual who has an absolute can opener of a left peg.

          Thanks chief, I did win a sports scholarship and played cricket for both Suzza and Sussex.

          Both those kits are fucking horrific.

            alistair Badoom tish.

            I dunno, I quite like the white, green and BLOOD MONEY colour combo tbh.