Smallman thinks Mozzarella is a Sven Vath track that was remixed by Deep Dish

It does sound nice apart from the green capsicum which shouldn’t be on any pizza

Smallman is a fucking chump when it comes to dealing with the Italian language.

He thought a bigamist was a fog over Rome.

Does anyone know what’s happened to Dave?

He appears to have turned into a BERK with no BANTS overnight.

jonattonyeah eh. Not if you keep the mix in the fridge and consume it within two days. Also not letting it get to room temperature before eating it. Standard practice I’d have thought.

Paired with walkers Smokey bacon. Next level stuff imo.

    A really good BLT is top of my list. Sometimes adding in some avocado is good as well, but the original holds its own.

    What people need to realise here is that the top ten sandwiches have already been RANKED., thereby rendering opinions / preferences defunct.

    Subjectivity no longer exists.

    Unless you’re going to RANK 11 - 20 (presumably under license from JTYah)

      Mad_Cyril Unless you’re going to RANK 11 - 20

      Thinking about it.

      Egg salad will not feature, Rhouses.

        Wagyumafia- my fave

        Any fool with the right qualifications for sandwich rankings would not think twice about adding in the Japanese 7-11 egg salad sandwich in the Top 10 list.

        Not to say jp’s list is not good, it’s a fine list. It’s just not GOAT. Leaving out the 5 star hotel club sandwich for a redundant ‘bacon sarnie’ immediately makes it moot.

        Also, one must question his choice of the oyster po boy over the classic shrimp po boy.

          rhouses Also, one must question his choice of the oyster po boy over the classic shrimp po boy.

          Ban request for Rhouses.

            If anyone on here knows his scran, it’s the R-Dawg.

            Whilst back in blighty we went for a stroll around Delamere forest where I had a trusty egg and cress sarny on white cob which I proceeded to put ready salted french fries in.
            Also had a red Leicester, roast ham and piccalilli on rye.

            Both brought a tear to my eye and both quintessentially English. None of that foreign muck listed.

            This was slightly tainted by 1000s of smelly, undesirable Gallagher brother wannabees lingering around as he was playing there later that evening. Absolute shit show it was, like a giant smelly advert for Adidas.

            rhouses kewpie mayo, dijon mustard

            Mixing Kewshite with Dijon? BURN HIM!

              Dijon mustard knowing that Colman’s ENGLISH mustard is available is absurd.