My favourite is when you go to Subway and they put two sandwiches in the grill/oven at once, on that metal tray fished out of Fred Dibnah’s scrapyard circa 1978, yours and some cunt who has ordered tuna mayo (scooped out with an ice cream scoop and smeared all over their disgusting, fetid bread with that smearer), and before you can stop them and say “actually, I’ll have mine un-toasted” it’s in there, your Meatball Marinara infused with the hideous stench and taste of rancid fanny.

    Ooooh will search Ortiz out. John West is the bougie option out here, used to be addicted to their smoked oysters, not gonna lie. Even better with a spicy shinramen.

    bosstrabs surely this should be in past tense. You’d still go to a Subway? Haven’t been to one in at least 15 years.

        rhouses Sometimes there is no choice, Rhouses.

        For example, at a UK railway station, it’s probably Costa with their nasty cardboard paninis or Subway where you may at least get some fresh lettuce and cucumber on your sandwich.

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              • Post #314

              Smoked oysters. Is that what they call feet in Delhi?

              You’re better than that LT. lol.

              bosstrabs M&S sandwiches must be better? Easily available.

                Rhouses doesn’t notice the stink coming off his nasty tuna sandwich as he’s hanging off the side of an Auroville-bound train inhaling the scent of a pilgrim-filled river that is basically an open sewer with turds floating on it.

                  bosstrabs not allowed to eat in the Bangalore metros and I wouldn’t touch a room temp tuna sandwich, or one that has ‘travelled’.

                    rhouses Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes.

                    What?!

                      Mmmm, piping magma-hot tuna/mayo soup fresh from the microwave onto my sandwich.

                      Thanks for the top tip, Rhousedawg.

                      I’d like to reiterate that the microwaved tuna mayo is meant to be had as a standalone baked side dish, and can also be used as a filling for kimbap. Not a sandwich.

                      Well at last it makes complete sense.

                      Never mind downvoting, Rhouses should sit a 1-week suspension for this.

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                        • Post #325

                        Was trying to decide which was worse, the olive oil, mayo and butter combo on rhouses’ first effort, or cj’s salmon, scrambled eggs and cheese. Then rhouses blows the roof off with a tuna, sweetcorn and mayo latte, no doubt garnished with a block of lurpak and a pint of olive oil chaser.

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                            • Post #326

                            LT probably taking this one with the simplistic ham and mustard. Hard to beat. Maybe some vintage cheddar added to lift it up another notch?

                              Lol. Beyond grim. Rhouses’ small intestine must resemble Mordor at this point.

                              -si- Then rhouses blows the roof off with a tuna, sweetcorn and mayo latte,

                              Must admit Costa, Starbucks et al have yet to cotton on to this.