bosstrabs M&S sandwiches must be better? Easily available.

    Rhouses doesn’t notice the stink coming off his nasty tuna sandwich as he’s hanging off the side of an Auroville-bound train inhaling the scent of a pilgrim-filled river that is basically an open sewer with turds floating on it.

      bosstrabs not allowed to eat in the Bangalore metros and I wouldn’t touch a room temp tuna sandwich, or one that has ‘travelled’.

        rhouses Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes.

        What?!

          Mmmm, piping magma-hot tuna/mayo soup fresh from the microwave onto my sandwich.

          Thanks for the top tip, Rhousedawg.

          I’d like to reiterate that the microwaved tuna mayo is meant to be had as a standalone baked side dish, and can also be used as a filling for kimbap. Not a sandwich.

          Well at last it makes complete sense.

          Never mind downvoting, Rhouses should sit a 1-week suspension for this.

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            Was trying to decide which was worse, the olive oil, mayo and butter combo on rhouses’ first effort, or cj’s salmon, scrambled eggs and cheese. Then rhouses blows the roof off with a tuna, sweetcorn and mayo latte, no doubt garnished with a block of lurpak and a pint of olive oil chaser.

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                • Post #326

                LT probably taking this one with the simplistic ham and mustard. Hard to beat. Maybe some vintage cheddar added to lift it up another notch?

                  Lol. Beyond grim. Rhouses’ small intestine must resemble Mordor at this point.

                  -si- Then rhouses blows the roof off with a tuna, sweetcorn and mayo latte,

                  Must admit Costa, Starbucks et al have yet to cotton on to this.

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                      • Post #329

                      Steve Austin implanted all of the useful parts and became the bionic man, rhouses took what was left and installed the lot. He’s bionic from the mouth to the anus. Can eat, digest and shite food like no other man on planet earth. The 6 million rupee man!

                      1. BLT with turkey sandwich
                      2. Tuna salad sandwich with a little zing and pizazz
                      3. Tune bake with sweet corn side dish

                      only bangers

                        rhouses Tune bake with sweet corn side dish

                        Rhouses literally melting records to eat in his oven now.

                        Trisco with tons of Crisco.

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                            • Post #332

                            Salmon, scrambled eggs and cheese. How has this not been reported to the relevant authorities?

                            -si- LT probably taking this one with the simplistic ham and mustard. Hard to beat. Maybe some vintage cheddar added to lift it up another notch?

                            If you add vintage cheddar to just a ham and mustard sandwich it’s going to start getting a bit dry and stodgy; meaning some kind of pickle or chutney would also be needed to help it go down.

                                hugopal If you add vintage cheddar to just a ham and mustard sandwich it’s going to start getting a bit dry and stodgy

                                Better to turn it into a toastie for that very reason.