4 cunts walk into a bar
Smallman is the 4 of them.

Made me laugh!

a month later

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?" She says: “Please do.”

The man clears his throat and says: “Bargain.”

The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.”

  • C_J replied to this.

    Is this definifely the top top jokes thread?

    Smallman1 Ed, have the Govt forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
    You might be entitled to condensation.

      It has been 33 years, and no further instructions from Technotronic. And so I think, with regret, it’s time to deflate the jam

      • C_J replied to this.
        a month later

        I’ve just got back from the supermarket where some bloke threw a block of cheese at me followed by a pint of milk.

        I thought how dairy.

          a month later

          When one door closes, another one opens.

          Other than that, it’s a pretty good car.

          2 months later

          I’ve begun investing heavily in beef, chicken and vegetable stocks.

          One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

          You’ll always be a cabbage to me, Granto

          For my 17th birthday, my parents surprised me with a car! They missed.

          My wife says she’s leaving me as she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy.

          What planet is she on?

          What do you call a Norwegian call girl?

          A fjord escort.

          Wait… I just realised… OLB is in the house?!