Had a terrible nightmare last night that I was trapped inside a snow globe.
All is good now though, just a feel a bit shaken up.
Take my wife.
The top top jokes thread.
Smallman1 have you checked your insulin levels recently Smalls?
A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar.
The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors.
Try the fish!
Someone call 999 there’s an OLB on fire!
bosstrabs YOU FUCKING CUNT
LOL
Made me lol too!
4 cunts walk into a bar
Smallman is the 4 of them.
Made me laugh!
a month later
A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?" She says: “Please do.”
The man clears his throat and says: “Bargain.”
The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.”
I’m here all week!
Is this definifely the top top jokes thread?
Yes Liqui!
It has been 33 years, and no further instructions from Technotronic. And so I think, with regret, it’s time to deflate the jam
a month later
I’ve just got back from the supermarket where some bloke threw a block of cheese at me followed by a pint of milk.
I thought how dairy.
Take my wife!
Smallman1 Excellent
a month later
When one door closes, another one opens.
Other than that, it’s a pretty good car.
