…first day as a delivery driver for Mt Kipling I had to do an emergency stop.
Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes.
The top top jokes thread.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for a diarrhea medicine.
seanc80 for fuck sake Damo
I know that Mt typo is a fucking killer
We actually have a Christmas jumper day today in work. We are up to all kinds of high jinks.
Had a terrible nightmare last night that I was trapped inside a snow globe.
All is good now though, just a feel a bit shaken up.
Take my wife.
Smallman1 have you checked your insulin levels recently Smalls?
A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar.
The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors.
Try the fish!
Someone call 999 there’s an OLB on fire!
bosstrabs YOU FUCKING CUNT
LOL
Made me lol too!
4 cunts walk into a bar
Smallman is the 4 of them.
Made me laugh!
a month later
A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?" She says: “Please do.”
The man clears his throat and says: “Bargain.”
The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.”
I’m here all week!
Is this definifely the top top jokes thread?