Cat owners

Theconsole

My male cat of 5 years just had to go to the vet for a urinary blockage. They cleaned him out and he is all better( so far ) and he is once again peeing, however, he needs surgery to fix the problem for good. Got a go fund me page on it.

Cankles-McJeggings

Smallman1

I was in my local pub probably 30 years or so ago now and a guy who I was friendly with purely because he was in the pub and also ran a book from there, one day said that a cat had been digging his veg up and shitting etc and then said it won’t do it for much longer though because I’ve soaked bits of car sponge in chicken stock and scattered it round the garden. Never spoke to the cunt again.

Mad_Cyril

Cankles-McJeggings

From this anecdote, Edwand now thinks you’re allergic to bits of sponge soaked in chicken stock

Smallman1

Kin hell!

There are some absolute nut jobs out there!

BlainSA

Bro had about five or six cats routinely shitting in his garden. Bought some primo sausages and overbought on some dried chillies. Such was his rage, he stuffed the chillies into the sausages and threw the string of them into his garden. Cue the cats lining up across his shed and walls looking at the sausages wondering if it was a trap or not. Three hours later was the prize. Never saw a cat again.

Smallman1

OZB’s in the house!

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1 OZB’s in the house!

Love your new acronym Edwand. Finally some self awareness.

Was beginning to worry you were an amoeba 🦠

-si-

Did the chicken stock attract dogs who ate the cats? I am fucking lost!

Homegrove

We got the kitten in August, and it’s been great. The older cat was disturbed first, but pretty soon she was stoked we got her a buddy. Our late cat was not a cuddler, and the remaining cat is, so I am very happy the kitten liked sleeping in a bundle with her as well.

Wholesome post over, back to cynicism.

vinnyt77

Homegrove Have loved seeing the pics of your new boy! His tail is AWESOME.

Morty-C-137

Homegrove They look cute Hannu!

Homegrove

vinnyt77 yeah, I think he’s going to grow up one big motherfucker. There’s some Maine Coon or similar there.

Mad_Cyril

Homegrove Maine Coon

Next on the list

Millsy

Homegrove no need for racism, Hanners. In a cat thread no less! Disgusted

Amps

Morty-C-137

Cats are boss. They are the spirit animal of the internet.

Smallman1

Morty-C-137 Cats are boss.

They are fucking idiots.

Cankles-McJeggings

Smallman1 They are fucking idiots.

You have plenty in common then.

Morty-C-137

Smallman1 They are fucking idiots.

That’s a common assumption among men with low T

vinnyt77

Smallman1 My cats have an actual roof over their heads.

Smallman1

Cats take their tops off whilst listening to wrecking ball POWER prog too?

Cankles-McJeggings

A cat would put its paw on you and keep you there for hours. Occasionally batting your daft head with the other one.

Amps

Cankles-McJeggings My mates got a 3D printer… Is an Edwand Smallmind bobble head a genuine option? Could go in the gift bags at the Christmas do?

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