Daves favourite romantic holiday destination?

BERKina Fatso

Daves favourite tune @ last night of the Proms?

Pomp and BERKumstance

Here lads I’ve got one…

MAD CYRIL’s favourite fox hunt? The BERKSHIRE Hunt.

And his new favourite dish of the week?

BERK chicken

Daves favourite boy George song - Do you really want to berk me.

    Dave’s favourite Green Velvet tune?

    The Berkolator

    Dave’s favourite actor in cannonball run is berk Reynolds.

    Great stuff chaps.

    Our BERK is done here.

    Properly smart stuff lads. Really the cream of intelligent bants.

    You should all be at UC BERKELEY.

    Is your favourite Hollywood actress still ingrid Berkmann, dave?

    Si at least I don’t live in DIVIS TOWER with you and all the other Belfast divs.

    If I were you Dave, I’d go find a cave and try ride this out, Osama style.

    I hear UzBERKistan is nice this time of year 👍

    Bring your BERKinstocks, I’ve heard it’s warm there

    Take a poster of your favourite ever west ham player, eyal berkovic just to make it feel a bit more like home, dave.

    Si, that one’s already been done.

    Clearly you can’t focus on doing this and watching ‘Celebrity Jungle’ (as you’d probably call it) at the same time.

    Sympathy upvote after the 2020 you’ve had on here davy, my brother from another mother.