Smallman1 Thinking of pulling the trigger.

With the gun in your mouth? They’re awful trabs - too much plastic and heels Dolly fucking Parton would be happy in.

    Smallman1 You own far worse. Also, please remember NB support Trump, and as such can fuck off.

        Amps You own far worse. Also, please remember NB support Trump, and as such can fuck off.

        Tru fax?

        Didn’t know that.

        Will give them the s to the werve in that case.

          Those trabbs look like a n old Optimus Prime toy I had in the 80s. So I say go for it Ed.

          They look like a trab attachment for a ‘Transformer’ toy.

          Conventional royal or navy blue trabs are never a winner.

          Black jeans an absolute no-no, blue jeans and it looks like your mum dressed you for non-uniform day ("mummy’s little soldier looks SO smart!)

          Actually so many things to attack here. I like the ‘(M)ENCAP REVEAL’ bit - your trabs have just revealed you to be a spastic

          I gave you both one, don’t think you’re special pal.

          Mad_Cyril Do they come with calipers?

          Among the sea of decent, lol worthy bants, you have MC.

            Does the price on the webpage have “reg £90” crossed out next to it?

            No way that reg should be crossed out

            I like how they’re slightly off-brand Chelsea colours, with naff writing that looks fake.

            Like a shirt your auntie would have picked up in the market for your birthday in 1986.

            They’ll pair well with this snide gear…

            C_J CJ, I can’t go to the boozer at the moment, so who am I going to rip the shit out of?