Yeah. Deffo not doing dry January this year.
Dry January
In the pub and on the peroni.
Just commenced dry January, fuck knows how long I’ll last….
Juat cracked open a beer - cheers.
After this weekend I might take a few weeks off
Haha
Never mind Dry January, I’ll be doing Wry January where I look mockingly at others doing Dry January
One must drink through 1st January to take the edge of the excess of the previous weeks.
Once the edge is taken off, dry January becomes pointless denial.
It’s a bit like that first pint the day after the all-nighter, the one where you’ve had to endure the comedown, deal with the return of daylight and the fear, whilst waiting for the boozer to open at 12.
That first pint is nectar, but also the beginning of the end, signalling a slow, hazy, descent to oblivion.
Happy New Year chaps
Had a terrible hangover yesterday. Had two beers, before deciding I’d rather suffer this now than on Sunday. Went to bed at 9 PM and now woke up at 7 AM feeling fantastic. Still not doing Dry January though, despite pubs being closed after 6 PM here now.
I’m probably not going to bother drinking now until 21st January, when I finish work for Chinese New Year, it’s fucking baltic here and all the pubs will be dead anyway.
Stacked up on Switch games, with a ‘rolodex’ of masseuse’s numbers.
I’m in, going for much longer as well. Can’t handle booze as much these days I can even get a headache off 1 beer, massive lightweight!
Have some crazy endurance sport goals this year so need the help!
Will be having an Efes before my pilic sis later.
Which is nice.
I had 14 pints up at my dad’s on Saturday and slept for 12 hours. Feel absolutely fine - back home with a glass of Rioja - I’ll drink today and tomorrow and then cut back to twice a week, but will take an extended break after that and really focus on training. I’m too old to keep hammering it
Granto’s post stinks of menopause
Along_the_Wire darts semis = copious booze