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Cankles-McJeggings nope, I forgot about it until someone bumped it up.

When I posted this, I had feared he had gone down the tougher/harder melodic techno rabbit hole that loads of producers have done. It has worn thin on me but thankfully it seemed to be a one off.

Don’t worry about Derm Nas, he’s a mahoosive looser.

Lol for Zeeman!

Had to revisit the original post, as I had absolutely no idea what had in fact had gotten in to Guy J. Lol. Nas sounding the alarm over a standard shit Guy J track, just because it has one more hi hat than he is used to. Classic!

Imagine being locked into a room full of revolving mirrors with the waterboard-like soundtrack of Guy J BTB with Hernan ‘Id rather commit suicide’ Cattaneo.

’I hope it’s just a bad dream you say’ before kicking one of the mirrors and shoving a shard into your neck.

Music for dullards and spas

Guy J truly is the embodiment of all things wrong with production and djing. I would rather see Tiesto than this eel. His general tune formate is comparable to repeatedly jerking off but not finishing. Oooh, here comes a track with two breakdowns perfectly spaced out over 6min 30sec, where I tease out a melody that is only allowed to fully crescendo once, after the second break. Great, lets do that all night while I am surrounded by dudes wearing driving moccasins and white linen shirts, who all lease their father’s land to Bitcoin mining rigs for a living. Bro, I am holding up my phone so Guy J can see that my board ape looks like him! I am 100% convinced he is a genetically designed Mossad agent, with the assignment of causing all of the BDS supporters in club land to kill themselves.

    wassup? am I Rob Reiner talking to my shithead Guy J enjoyer son?

    Along_the_Wire I quite like the Saiz remix of Lamur if I’m honest. We can be honest here, can’t we?

    zackster while I am surrounded by dudes wearing driving moccasins and white linen shirts

    Millsy.

    Along_the_Wire The original mix of Lamur is probably my all time favourite track, but I agree he has churned out some woeful stuff recently

    My views on ol Guy are well documented so I’ll just whistle a tune and be on my way in my white linen shirt, moccasins and aviators.