Guy J truly is the embodiment of all things wrong with production and djing. I would rather see Tiesto than this eel. His general tune formate is comparable to repeatedly jerking off but not finishing. Oooh, here comes a track with two breakdowns perfectly spaced out over 6min 30sec, where I tease out a melody that is only allowed to fully crescendo once, after the second break. Great, lets do that all night while I am surrounded by dudes wearing driving moccasins and white linen shirts, who all lease their father’s land to Bitcoin mining rigs for a living. Bro, I am holding up my phone so Guy J can see that my board ape looks like him! I am 100% convinced he is a genetically designed Mossad agent, with the assignment of causing all of the BDS supporters in club land to kill themselves.
