LT42 Yeh, I’m not so much a fan of French style scrambled eggs. I do it sometimes for a change, but prefer it with thicker curds. He’s also talking out of his hoop about putting salt in after. Never makes a watery mess if you put it in before.

    Take it the average American has hot dogs for breakfast?

      Millsy piss weak coffee for Dorises.

      Behave! A limey explaining coffee quality. Well I never!

        All the coffee I’ve ever drank in the states has been absolutely fucking woeful, Zack.

        Probably because you are getting it at the McDonalds drive thu, mate.

          And the tea. Not a clue.
          Never forget Sasha and diggers on the delta heavy tour saying they have to take their own tea bags because the tea there was undrinkable.

          Tbf to America, they are exceptional at racism, police brutality and hideous inequality.

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            Poor Zack doesn’t know whether to shoot us or eat us.

            Smallman1

            Lol.

            They’re quite a rapey nation and love a bit of incest too.

            Breathtakingly quick at picking up on subtle humour also.

              @Amps have you posted this one yet? Didn’t see it in the books, standup, tv, movies, Starwars, or video games threads but still wanted to confirm.

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                zackster
                LOL.

                There are genuinely English retards who are convinced McDonald’s is SO much better in the USA.

                The equivalent of preferring dog shit over cat shit

                    Mad_Cyril I legitimately expect it to be better by you guys. Your health and food standards can’t possibly be worse than ours, and you probably pay the workers better too.

                      Mad_Cyril

                      Many years ago (25 or 30?), American McDonald’s used beef tallow in their fries. This was not done in most other countries, particularly those with a large Hindu population. It’s not unreasonable for people to prefer one over the other or at least find them different.