English Cuisine

Millsy

All the coffee I’ve ever drank in the states has been absolutely fucking woeful, Zack.

zackster

Probably because you are getting it at the McDonalds drive thu, mate.

Mad_Cyril

zackster
LOL.

There are genuinely English retards who are convinced McDonald’s is SO much better in the USA.

The equivalent of preferring dog shit over cat shit

Cankles-McJeggings

And the tea. Not a clue.
Never forget Sasha and diggers on the delta heavy tour saying they have to take their own tea bags because the tea there was undrinkable.

Smallman1

Tbf to America, they are exceptional at racism, police brutality and hideous inequality.

-si-

Smallman1

Lol.

They’re quite a rapey nation and love a bit of incest too.

Breathtakingly quick at picking up on subtle humour also.

zackster

We learned it from the best!

Millsy

Poor Zack doesn’t know whether to shoot us or eat us.

zackster

@Amps have you posted this one yet? Didn’t see it in the books, standup, tv, movies, Starwars, or video games threads but still wanted to confirm.

Amps

zackster No, but they look awful.

zackster

Mad_Cyril I legitimately expect it to be better by you guys. Your health and food standards can’t possibly be worse than ours, and you probably pay the workers better too.

jonattonyeah

Mad_Cyril

Many years ago (25 or 30?), American McDonald’s used beef tallow in their fries. This was not done in most other countries, particularly those with a large Hindu population. It’s not unreasonable for people to prefer one over the other or at least find them different.

Smallman1

The best Macca’s I ever did have?

Buenos Aires.

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1
Case closed

Smallman1

The second best?

Sydney.

Smallman1

Christ I’m global.

mono-stereo

Smallman1 Christ I’m global.

lol

LT42

I can confirm that McDonalds DUBLIN is miles better than McDonalds USA. Thats how far the greatest country on earth has fallen.

BlainSA

Am picturing Zack running into some American cafe with World’s Best Coffee on the outside and congratulating everyone.

Anyone for Lipton’s? If anyone needs congratulating it’s them for cornering the market in America with their shite tea.

Cankles-McJeggings

BlainSA

It’s here too. Even thick Aussies are above it. Absolute muck.

Mad_Cyril

BlainSA Am picturing Zack running into some American cafe with World’s Best Coffee on the outside and congratulating everyone.

ELF vibes 👍

zackster

@Millsy’s US coffee experience

bosstrabs

zackster I was working on a Saturday with a colleague recently and I said “If you order some decent coffees in, I will pay” (I couldn’t be arsed navigating a Chinese delivery app right then), and she ordered that shite in.

Couldn’t fucking believe it, almost threw it over her.

Morty-C-137

zackster That’s not coffee, that’s a warmed up ice cream or dessert or some shit.

zackster

bosstrabs you get your foot amputated after one of those.

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