BlainSA Am picturing Zack running into some American cafe with World’s Best Coffee on the outside and congratulating everyone.

ELF vibes 👍

    vinnyt77
    Even my fried eggs are cooked on a slow heat. Can’t stand a crispy fried egg

        Dubman Oh, it was going so well…. 😉

        Love a crispy bottom on a fried egg. There’s a real art in achieving a crispy bum, a fully cooked white, and an unctuous, runny yolk…

            vinnyt77
            Slightly coloured yes. But not crispy. Just reminds ok a cheap fryup from a cafe

              Dubman I really think the key is cleaning them.

              Lol, I’d say that’s a good idea if you’re using frying pans regularly.

                Mad_Cyril Glad he confirmed the Kerala trip, secures the identity of our beloved Derms. Was still a bit confused.

                  Don’t get me wrong Dermo, I’m not a fan of beigel’s.

                  But one of those salt beef numbers after a few beers is tremenballs.

                  I see nothing enticing about eating something that resembles Elton John’s ringpiece after an all night session either.

                    Cankles-McJeggings As pointed out by Dave, bagels are for Jews, Sepos and homosexuals.

                    You both missed off hipsters/cunts.

                    As you can see by their apparent ‘trendiness’ to Guardian food clowns like Edwand

                        MC, you’d love a salt beef beigel, think of it as a corned beef roll but better!

                        I think you’ve made your point on the spelling of bagel there enwand. Fully reinforcing MC’s hipster cunt reference because only hipster cunts in Shoreditch and Brick lane would be tedious/pretentious enough to refer to them as that. Everyone else just calls them bagels.

                        Smallman1

                        I think everyone is fully aware of that. It’s something only hipster cunts would bother themselves with though and you won’t find anywhere else but in bellend land.
                        Tbf I haven’t got you down as a hipster though, you aren’t hip enough to qualify.