Mad_Cyril Glad he confirmed the Kerala trip, secures the identity of our beloved Derms. Was still a bit confused.

    Don’t get me wrong Dermo, I’m not a fan of beigel’s.

    But one of those salt beef numbers after a few beers is tremenballs.

    I see nothing enticing about eating something that resembles Elton John’s ringpiece after an all night session either.

      Cankles-McJeggings As pointed out by Dave, bagels are for Jews, Sepos and homosexuals.

      You both missed off hipsters/cunts.

      As you can see by their apparent ‘trendiness’ to Guardian food clowns like Edwand

          MC, you’d love a salt beef beigel, think of it as a corned beef roll but better!

          I think you’ve made your point on the spelling of bagel there enwand. Fully reinforcing MC’s hipster cunt reference because only hipster cunts in Shoreditch and Brick lane would be tedious/pretentious enough to refer to them as that. Everyone else just calls them bagels.

          Smallman1

          I think everyone is fully aware of that. It’s something only hipster cunts would bother themselves with though and you won’t find anywhere else but in bellend land.
          Tbf I haven’t got you down as a hipster though, you aren’t hip enough to qualify.

            Smallman1 Beigels are the ancestors of bagels Derm.

            They are not ‘the ancestors’. ‘Beigel’ is just an alternative romanisation/transliteration of the Yiddish בײגל.

            Have I taught you absolutely fucking nothing when going on about Hanyu Pinyin vs. Wade Giles romanisation of Chinese characters? It’s like Sichuan vs. Szechuan.

              This is a metaphor for when Rhouses tells me “You dont like Bagels??? oh you just haven’t had a good one.”

                LT42 toast the fucker and eat it hot, LT. World of difference.

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                    Bagel’s are effectively a luxury fast food compared to the complete and utter fucking madness that is RYVITA crackerbread.

                    “Oh i’m famished, i could murder a beautiful ryvita crackerbread with cottage cheese and pineapple on it!” Said no-one ever, except myra hindley, the cunt.

                      -si- Bagel’s are effectively a luxury fast food compared to the complete and utter fucking madness that is RYVITA crackerbread.

                      “Oh i’m famished, i could murder a beautiful ryvita crackerbread with cottage cheese and pineapple on it!” Said no-one ever, except myra hindley, the cunt.

                      Rye bread and bagels. Twin evils of the Hun and the Jews. In the gas chamber with the lot of them.

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                          BlainSA love that vid. Thats why I like Ramsay’s method, the simplicity.

                            FAO OF DAVE -

                            First created in Krakow, Poland in the early 1600s according to Spoon University, the “bajgiel” was given as a gift to women during childbirth. Later they became a staple food for Slavic peoples. The word bajgiel stems from the Germanic word for bracelet or ring, which the food resembles. Later, as the name for the breakfast item evolved, it began to be spelled “beigel.” In fact, Tim Wells, a poet and avid beigel consumer, said, “you can tell who’s a nebbische ’cause they say bagel, not beigel.” To pronounce it correctly, you need to say the “ei” in the word like you’re pronouncing “Einstein”