Smallman1 Someone asked me what my favourite dessert was at a shindig yesterday.

I answered Eton Mess of course.

Assuming real… was this ‘at the coalface’ / ‘front & centre’?

      zackster
      May be a tactical ploy, so you can both retain the services of your kneecaps

        The pasties look appropriately dry for his tastes.

          Poor zacko’s head has finally gone.

          If you didn’t have sausage rolls and beans when you were growing up then I pity your childhood! A lunch from the gods.

          zackster lol. This is like that time I saw someone shovel a spoonful of biryani into a naan when I was in London many years ago. Still horrified at the thought.

              Cankles-McJeggings God no. Roti, Naan, Paratha, shouldn’t be anywhere near rice. They’re meant for gravy, kebabs, and “sabji” dishes.

              Anything flies with folks who take in pride sandwiches filled with french fries and ketchup. So I mean… hahaha.