I’d be sprayed by one of the 15 skunks living in his unkempt yard while he shouts over the fence about how only humans like cut lawns which aren’t covered in a cloud of midge flies.

    Amps with his ginger hair and awful trabs hanging out in his back yard every day, pushing weights on his rain-rotted bench.

    Leaning over the decrepit fence which is unfortunately legally on his property so you can do nothing about.

    “alright lid, seen these on the Twitter today ave yer? Printed them out for yer”

      Amps blasting scouse house in his backyard every day.

      “Just spot me will yer lid?”

      Then doing the Birkenhead stomp when your missus is round. Ginger frizz flying everywhere like Eric Stoltz in Mask.

      Amps getting ready to go to the club, asking for your opinion on his threads

      bosstrabs Leaning over the decrepit fence which is unfortunately legally on his property so you can do nothing about.

      “alright lid, seen these on the Twitter today ave yer? Printed them out for yer”

      Lol!

        zackster I’d be sprayed by one of the 15 skunks living in his unkempt yard while he shouts over the fence about how only humans like cut lawns which aren’t covered in a cloud of midge flies.

        LOL.

        Woken up every night around 3am whilst his Raccoons rifle your bins

            5 days later

            Excellent.

            Already designing my pretend Bees NFT’s.

            You want in early? (Probably more a statement than a question)

            Meanwhile we pay a 25% green tax on the energy we use. They are laughing at us.