Amps getting ready to go to the club, asking for your opinion on his threads

bosstrabs Leaning over the decrepit fence which is unfortunately legally on his property so you can do nothing about.

“alright lid, seen these on the Twitter today ave yer? Printed them out for yer”

Lol!

zackster I’d be sprayed by one of the 15 skunks living in his unkempt yard while he shouts over the fence about how only humans like cut lawns which aren’t covered in a cloud of midge flies.

LOL.

Woken up every night around 3am whilst his Raccoons rifle your bins

    5 days later

    Excellent.

    Already designing my pretend Bees NFT’s.

    You want in early? (Probably more a statement than a question)

    Meanwhile we pay a 25% green tax on the energy we use. They are laughing at us.

      Amps will be a nightmare to find the dog shits when the grass gets too long

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        RichM You don’t have to grow all of it. You can have a classically cut piece of lawn where you can train the dog to shit.

        The contrast of long grass, short grass, and dog shit, can look quite nice too:

          Amps we have something like that. Our back garden is 30 or so meters long. The 15 metres next to the house is kept trimmed, the last 15 metres I let go wild, and then cut it down in late September. We have a few paths there to get around.

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