bosstrabs Leaning over the decrepit fence which is unfortunately legally on his property so you can do nothing about.

“alright lid, seen these on the Twitter today ave yer? Printed them out for yer”

Lol!

    zackster I’d be sprayed by one of the 15 skunks living in his unkempt yard while he shouts over the fence about how only humans like cut lawns which aren’t covered in a cloud of midge flies.

    LOL.

    Woken up every night around 3am whilst his Raccoons rifle your bins

        5 days later

        Excellent.

        Already designing my pretend Bees NFT’s.

        You want in early? (Probably more a statement than a question)

        Meanwhile we pay a 25% green tax on the energy we use. They are laughing at us.

          Amps will be a nightmare to find the dog shits when the grass gets too long

          • Amps replied to this.

              RichM You don’t have to grow all of it. You can have a classically cut piece of lawn where you can train the dog to shit.

              The contrast of long grass, short grass, and dog shit, can look quite nice too:

                  Amps we have something like that. Our back garden is 30 or so meters long. The 15 metres next to the house is kept trimmed, the last 15 metres I let go wild, and then cut it down in late September. We have a few paths there to get around.

                  • Amps replied to this.

                      Homegrove we have something like that. Our back garden is 30 or so meters long. The 15 metres next to the house is kept trimmed, the last 15 metres I let go wild, and then cut it down in late September. We have a few paths there to get around.

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                      Get in H! Fuckin mad skills!

                        Homegrove Do you get a fair bit of wildlife in there or have you never actually bothered to look out of the window?

                            Amps we have loads of birds (we also have 5 birdhouses in various trees), a couple of squirrels seem to live on our property, and the occasional hare visit. Been meaning to get a few insect hotels, but the missus thinks I should be able to do one myself. I’m just lazy.

                                Homegrove Sweet.

                                I read that not all bug hotels are made the same. Defo worth a bit of research. You may find that a very simple log pile might be more effective.

                                That’s not to be confused with something Rhousedawg would coil down in the long grass.

                                  Amps if I agree to do that, will we get some more gifs of some huge norks as a reward? If so I think you are onto something

                                  • Amps replied to this.

                                      RichM Its a win win situ. You’ll spend less time cutting the grass, I’ll spend more time perusing wazza jugs, and the insects in your garden will get more habitat.

                                        Mad_Cyril we have two. Not letting them outside, because they would kill everything like you said.

                                        • C_J replied to this.

                                            @Amps you should probably give this bird a follow.

                                            Fronts an online tech show and has pneumatic tits.

                                            • Amps replied to this.

                                              bosstrabs Much obliged Dave.

                                              Edit: They appear to be phoney balonies, and as such are non recyclable, so it’s a ‘no’ from me. But thanks for the effort.

                                                21 days later

                                                Double thread for those interested in such things:

                                                Captain 20 years ago. It’s a long, long time since I have heard anyone say that EVs will stop global warming, just about everyone is better educated than that now.

                                                For the sake of your air quality why the fuck would you not want to do away with diesel / petrol emissions?

                                                And he can have a ‘lol, fuck off you bell end’ for ‘stop protesting’.

                                                Along_the_Wire
                                                Agreed. He did make some good valid points. It’s all very well driving electric cars but you still need to charge them. I just can’t see us getting down to net zero by 2050.