There is a Stamford Bridge near me too (Cheshire).
I’m actually working on a life-size papier mache model of Smallman and Bryan Adams that I can put there, by the roadside, with hot chocs in their hands.
I’m then going to drive past one day with an aluminium baseball bat and wallop their heads off at 60mph.
Do miss me ole mucka Bry.
Top lad.
He absolutely loves me.
bosstrabs I’m actually working on a life-size papier mache model of Smallman and Bryan Adams that I can put there, by the roadside, with hot chocs in their hands.
I’m then going to drive past one day with an aluminium baseball bat and wallop their heads off at 60mph.
Lol. I was starting to worry about dave, he has had an up and down couple of weeks but i needn’t have bothered. He’s back with a bang!
I’m just joking Dubman.
Concentrate on reducing your own weed intake. Focus on that instead.
“That Si from Northern Ireland? Yeah, he’s got top banter.”
Dave Edna Ever-Reg on the rampage today lol! Go easy, dave, think of the children, for fuck sake, man!
Oh that is fantastic 
Who doesn’t like an Alien mouth bell end?
Bleurgh!!!!
So its all about DT.
Wankstain
