Funny jokes and pics thread

seanc80

bosstrabs The menace on the left is putting on those gloves and smiling like he’s about to re-enact the Christopher Walken scene from True Romance

hugopal

Just spotted that they’re also drinking Corona, bleurgh.

zoogly

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Amps

This has kept me amused today:

Amps

bosstrabs

Still classic

Smallman1

The #wrappedupwarm from the ‘Twickers being done properly’ picture is still making me laugh.

bosstrabs

I love the face on the bloke holding the knife.

That cunt is an estate agent, guaranteed.

Amps

bosstrabs Really? I assumed that was exactly what you looked like going to a Chelsea game, hot chocolate and giant scarf to boot.

Smallman1

bosstrabs I love the face on the bloke holding the knife.

That cunt is an estate agent, guaranteed.

Sales Director for Knight Frank & Rutley in Hants.

bosstrabs

Amps Really? I assumed that was exactly what you looked like going to a Chelsea game, hot chocolate and giant scarf to boot.

Smallman is on the District line, sniggering at the back as ‘Chels’ supporters push anyone black off the train.

Smallman1

I’ll do a ‘Stanny B done proppers’ picture as soon as I can.

hugopal

Smallman1 I’ll do a ‘Stanny B done proppers’ picture as soon as I can.

Please explain precisely how you arrived at deciding to refer to it as ‘Stanny B’.

Smallman1

Behave yourself Dave!

hugopal

The silence is deafening… it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if Smalls is such a plastic buffoon that he didn’t even realise that the stadium is called Stamford Bridge, having nothing to do with either the Bay Area University, or the village in Norfolk.

bosstrabs

There is a Stamford Bridge near me too (Cheshire).

I’m actually working on a life-size papier mache model of Smallman and Bryan Adams that I can put there, by the roadside, with hot chocs in their hands.

I’m then going to drive past one day with an aluminium baseball bat and wallop their heads off at 60mph.

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bosstrabs I’m actually working on a life-size papier mache model of Smallman and Bryan Adams that I can put there, by the roadside, with hot chocs in their hands.

I’m then going to drive past one day with an aluminium baseball bat and wallop their heads off at 60mph.

Lol. I was starting to worry about dave, he has had an up and down couple of weeks but i needn’t have bothered. He’s back with a bang!

Smallman1

Do miss me ole mucka Bry.

Top lad.

He absolutely loves me.

Dubman

-si-
A bit worried about his violent tendencies myself.

bosstrabs

I’m just joking Dubman.

Concentrate on reducing your own weed intake. Focus on that instead.

Dubman

bosstrabs
So was I mate..concentrate on not taking things so seriously.. haven’t smoked any weed in the UK for about 3 years.

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