Funny jokes and pics thread

Amps Really? I assumed that was exactly what you looked like going to a Chelsea game, hot chocolate and giant scarf to boot.

Smallman is on the District line, sniggering at the back as ‘Chels’ supporters push anyone black off the train.

Behave yourself Dave!

Amps

Smallman1 I’ll do a ‘Stanny B done proppers’ picture as soon as I can.

Please explain precisely how you arrived at deciding to refer to it as ‘Stanny B’.

The silence is deafening… it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if Smalls is such a plastic buffoon that he didn’t even realise that the stadium is called Stamford Bridge, having nothing to do with either the Bay Area University, or the village in Norfolk.

There is a Stamford Bridge near me too (Cheshire).

I’m actually working on a life-size papier mache model of Smallman and Bryan Adams that I can put there, by the roadside, with hot chocs in their hands.

I’m then going to drive past one day with an aluminium baseball bat and wallop their heads off at 60mph.

Do miss me ole mucka Bry.

Top lad.

He absolutely loves me.

bosstrabs I’m actually working on a life-size papier mache model of Smallman and Bryan Adams that I can put there, by the roadside, with hot chocs in their hands.

I’m then going to drive past one day with an aluminium baseball bat and wallop their heads off at 60mph.

Lol. I was starting to worry about dave, he has had an up and down couple of weeks but i needn’t have bothered. He’s back with a bang!

-si-
A bit worried about his violent tendencies myself.

I’m just joking Dubman.

Concentrate on reducing your own weed intake. Focus on that instead.

“That Si from Northern Ireland? Yeah, he’s got top banter.”

Dave Edna Ever-Reg on the rampage today lol! Go easy, dave, think of the children, for fuck sake, man!

zackster Saw this, unsettling stuff.

Oh that is fantastic

Who doesn’t like an Alien mouth bell end?