LT42 He missed a trick not mentioning his HANDS OF GOD

Lol!

    I didn’t know much about catholicism but many ecclesiastic people started humbly calling me “DJ Pontifex Maximus” which means “Pope DJ” (lol). It also struck me because I once levitated myself onto a horse, so that further emphasized the joke amongst friends.

    • Dan replied to this.

      Dan Its parrell with Ed’s tales.

      I’ve lived the dream SD!

        Lol. ’Turns out I’m the son of God, which was nice’

        In fact dont. Probably not good to even think about it

        Mad_Cyril Imagine being locked in a room with DT and Mr C?

        Be better than locked in a room with you and Si.

            It’s the motherfuckin’ O-L-B (Ledge bants, motherfucker!)
            You know he’s mobbin’ with the T-R-A-B-Bs
            Straight off the fuckin’ streets of Hampton C.

              mono-stereo Not sure, which is why it’s such a thing if beauty. Could easily be a fake, yet somehow feels like it’s about right. Which speaks volumes.

                  In fairness, bloke who drives a porcelain horse through a dance floor is easily capable of that post.

                  Amps Yeah, it reads like a pastiche but he’s certainly capable of this kind of rant. I still remember that tirade about an Italian promoter surreptitiously recording one of his life-changing “sets”.

                      mono-stereo There was a great one years back, where he went on a massive rant (hence my reference) to people not being able to ‘BE YOURSELF’ in his club anymore, and then went to set out a massive list of rules (such as no mobile phones on the dancefloor) that if followed would better allow everyone to truly BE THEMSELVES 😀 👍️ 🤗

                      Obviously I only joined his dtourism board to read this, having been alerted to it, and got hoyed off the board within seconds of being approved for writing a huge tirade in response calling him and his followers some kind of bizarre cult of weird cunts.