Along_the_Wire Fuck off Grant 
Takeaways - Your Current Top 3
Cod and chips twice please thanks etc etc.
You are all disgusting.
mono-stereo Haddock all day long. Heathen.
“WHAT SAUCE SHALT THEE ENDURE, UPON THIS TASTELESS SOGGY MUCK?”
(Hamlet Act 3, Scene 1)
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mono-stereo Tartare, or not tartare? That is the question.
There’s a banging chippy not far from us, called Wolfies.
They deliver, but just not quite the same. Opening up for carefully distanced takeaway next week, and I can’t fucking wait. Haddock, chips and mushy peas. Salt and vinegar on all three. Tartare sauce not optional IMO.
Curry sauce on fish & chips?
Give over!
BF will be turning in his grave
Curry on fish and chips does happen up north, but it’s a bit eccentric, like the ‘Pie barm’
Most people don’t do it and those who do get looked at a bit weird.
It is indeed. Sarah, the chef/owner, is brilliant in the kitchen. Got herself on Bourdain’s show not too far from his unfortunate passing.
C_J You could’ve killed it there with a cheeky plaice-based pun. What an opportunity.
Anyone dissing curry sauce with a fish supper then bigging up a place serving pie, mash and liquor will be getting pistol whipped!
He’s back alright pistol whipping anyone he fancies.
A mentally ill kinky pistol whipper is a tremendous title to behold, Lads!
As suspected, those in favour of curry sauce with fish and chips are PPT’ers.
Makes sense.