Flowers, prosecco & card deliberately ordered after we agreed not to get each other anything so when her mates ask about it, she can be the tosser.

    Having you in her life is present enough, Wal.

    I’ll cook and then we’ll settle down to watch Pregnant Asian Babes 4 after the boy has gone to bed. I’ll trim her nails and let her slip a digit in and as I’m approaching 50 I’ll get her to check for any abnormalities, kill 2 birds and all that.

    Took the day off, bought the missus brunch and instead of taking her bike for a needed service, bought her the new one she had her eye on. Best reaction of any present yet!

      Wally

      Wife: “We’re not doing Valentine’s Day this year are we?”
      Me: “Sure, happy not to do it this year” [* remembers Valentine’s Day 2021 when she also said that and got the hump when I didn’t give her flowers. Then had to pay a load of money to get flowers delivered on the day before divorce o’clock*]
      Wife (intermittently for the next few days) referencing Valentine’s Day at every opportunity.
      Me: No comment
      Me: Order flowers, card etc. for Valentine’s Day.
      Wife: [on Valentine’s Day] I thought we weren’t doing anything. You didn’t have to buy me anything.
      Me: Groans
      Wife hurriedly goes out to shops on Valentine’s day to get me a card and some chocolates.

        As always, my postman needs back surgery having struggled to deliver all of the cards I got sent.

        Thought and prayers for Mrs Rhouses and her bucket. If anyone needed a break it’s that woman.

          Dan Thought and prayers for Mrs Rhouses and her bucket.

          Likely got a new bucket & ‘chopping knife’. Rhouses knows how to treat a lady

            My wife just called me. She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.” I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

              Roses are red
              Bee Gees are disco
              You may be hot
              But you ain’t Trisco

              Was in Paris the weekend with the missus , could not believe that Ireland happened to be playing and I had tickets and my mates happened to show up