Phil-McRackin I’ll cook and then we’ll settle down to watch Pregnant Asian Babes 4 after the boy has gone to bed. I’ll trim her nails and let her slip a digit in and as I’m approaching 50 I’ll get her to check for any abnormalities, kill 2 birds and all that.
alistair Took the day off, bought the missus brunch and instead of taking her bike for a needed service, bought her the new one she had her eye on. Best reaction of any present yet!
whatever Wally Wife: “We’re not doing Valentine’s Day this year are we?” Me: “Sure, happy not to do it this year” [* remembers Valentine’s Day 2021 when she also said that and got the hump when I didn’t give her flowers. Then had to pay a load of money to get flowers delivered on the day before divorce o’clock*] Wife (intermittently for the next few days) referencing Valentine’s Day at every opportunity. Me: No comment Me: Order flowers, card etc. for Valentine’s Day. Wife: [on Valentine’s Day] I thought we weren’t doing anything. You didn’t have to buy me anything. Me: Groans Wife hurriedly goes out to shops on Valentine’s day to get me a card and some chocolates.
Smallman1 As always, my postman needs back surgery having struggled to deliver all of the cards I got sent.
Mad_Cyril Dan Thought and prayers for Mrs Rhouses and her bucket. Likely got a new bucket & ‘chopping knife’. Rhouses knows how to treat a lady
Dan My wife just called me. She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.” I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”
Heno Was in Paris the weekend with the missus , could not believe that Ireland happened to be playing and I had tickets and my mates happened to show up
