Having you in her life is present enough, Wal.

I’ll cook and then we’ll settle down to watch Pregnant Asian Babes 4 after the boy has gone to bed. I’ll trim her nails and let her slip a digit in and as I’m approaching 50 I’ll get her to check for any abnormalities, kill 2 birds and all that.

Took the day off, bought the missus brunch and instead of taking her bike for a needed service, bought her the new one she had her eye on. Best reaction of any present yet!

    Wally

    Wife: “We’re not doing Valentine’s Day this year are we?”
    Me: “Sure, happy not to do it this year” [* remembers Valentine’s Day 2021 when she also said that and got the hump when I didn’t give her flowers. Then had to pay a load of money to get flowers delivered on the day before divorce o’clock*]
    Wife (intermittently for the next few days) referencing Valentine’s Day at every opportunity.
    Me: No comment
    Me: Order flowers, card etc. for Valentine’s Day.
    Wife: [on Valentine’s Day] I thought we weren’t doing anything. You didn’t have to buy me anything.
    Me: Groans
    Wife hurriedly goes out to shops on Valentine’s day to get me a card and some chocolates.

      As always, my postman needs back surgery having struggled to deliver all of the cards I got sent.

      Thought and prayers for Mrs Rhouses and her bucket. If anyone needed a break it’s that woman.

        Dan Thought and prayers for Mrs Rhouses and her bucket.

        Likely got a new bucket & ‘chopping knife’. Rhouses knows how to treat a lady

          My wife just called me. She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.” I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

            Roses are red
            Bee Gees are disco
            You may be hot
            But you ain’t Trisco

            Was in Paris the weekend with the missus , could not believe that Ireland happened to be playing and I had tickets and my mates happened to show up

            Rhouses are red
            Violets are blue
            A lucky Indian lady
            Just found a turd in her loo