25 Years of UK Garage

alistair

Quality

alistair

Treacles were mad for this

hugopal

alistair Treacles were mad for this

Are you a “treacle” alistair?!

Dan

alistair Dukes

hugopal

BlainSA That’s speed garage, Dave

Yep.

seanc80

Fecal more like

nicksneddon

Never understood why they used that Tina Moore sample, it sounds like a cat being strangled. Good track aside from that

Smallman1

Let’s get this party started -

-si-

Some cunts tried to start a 2 step/speed/ukg night in belfast when this sound was taking off around the turn of the millennium. The UVF and IRA broke their ceasefires, joined forces, blew up the premises and shot all of the organisers dead. Didn’t seem to catch on over here after that, thankfully…

alistair

hugopal music for dancers rather than strokers

hugopal

alistair music for dancers rather than strokers

Men can also dance. There are also many girls who wouldn’t wish to dance to tosh like that.

[deleted]

hugopal please show me the sasha gig where at least 200 black girls are in attendance joyously dancing away.

And before you start with your spoilt brat temper tantrums throwing all your toys out of the pram, screaming shrilly like a couch potato about cultural marxist identity politics, let me pre-empt you. Dance music has always been poppy, rnb influenced, commercial hedonistic gear, right from the 70s onwards, you just attach a weird attitude of authenticity for functional music which cannot ever truly offer the subcultural credibility and validation you so crave. Own your lane.

Smallman1

Am like a one man catherine wheel on a d-floor.

Pure flames.

hugopal

Smallman1 Am like a one man catherine wheel on a d-floor.

Pure flames.

You mean everyone runs for the fire exits as soon as you turn up.

Millsy

Smallman. Melting people’s faces off from 40yards since 1998.

Smallman1

Don’t tell me Matthieu’s back?!

alistair

Smallman1 to be fair, he’s got a point

BlainSA

Just remembered about a DJ Unique that warmed up for Sasha at Fabric. Must’ve been 2000 or something. Managed to fill the floor then for some reason dropped a UKG tune and cleared the room. Can’t say I ever heard of him again. We were all just staring at each other wondering why he would do that.

Millsy

Was it my Bo Selecta vid?

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1 Mr Tooting disagrees

Is this your Geordie ‘lass’ Edwand?

bosstrabs

Imagine: Me, OLB and Alistair behind the velvet rope. Jeroboams of Cristal on our table. Gyaldem being suaved. Norris ‘Da Boss’ Windross playing an advertised UK Garage classics set. He drops a breakbeat track.

Hugo pops up from nowhere, crushing the bants and general vibe with a persistent nagging about how it isn’t actually a UK Garage track.

INTO THE WEEDS WE GO!

Smallman1

bosstrabs Imagine: Me, OLB and Alistair behind the velvet rope. Jeroboams of Cristal on our table. Gyaldem being suaved. Norris ‘Da Boss’ Windross playing an advertised UK Garage classics set. He drops a breakbeat track.

Hugo pops up from nowhere, crushing the bants and general vibe with a persistent nagging about how it isn’t actually a UK Garage track.

INTO THE WEEDS WE GO!

Lol!

hugopal

bosstrabs Imagine: Me, OLB and Alistair behind the velvet rope. Jeroboams of Cristal on our table.
Gyaldem being suaved.

Are you all putting on the fake Jamaican accent while doing it?!

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