bosstrabs I’ll tell you what will herald a celebration: When Smallman dies.

You’d be lost without me Dave!

    ScottBailey

    Order of consumption = Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy Plain, Malteser, Mars, Snickers, Twix, Bounty, Milky Way.

    Rookie mistake. You never lead off on the caramels. If you are going for a full demolish and don’t want chocolate fatigue, you start on the Maltesers or plain Galaxy. The Galaxy Caramels are too sickly, if you want staying power in the game.

        I still maintain this is the gayest thread ever. Celebrations. Men.

        whatever it’s all about getting the best ones before anyone else does, so demolish all the caramel ones immediately.

            What is this? Everyone’s going on about Roses, Celebrations, Heroes and Quality Street, scoffing chocolates like burds on their periods.

            At least do some next level shit if you’re going to do that:

              Anybody that rates the tedium of a malteser over a snickers has a permanently soft penis. Also what are the chances Nas loves the milky ways?

                Nas just eats Freddos, smearing them all over his chin and jumper in the process.

                RichM

                The pro move is that you hit it strategically with a pincer movement. Collect the caramels while simultaneously taking out the 2nd tier chocolates and pivot back to the caramels to seize glory. That way, you can also consume some caramels in the process and neutralise the competition.

                The only thing that can stop you is diabetes.

                  Snickers over malteser’s?

                  Sean on a mahoosive fishing trip!

                  Smallman1

                  Reading the article it’s just a dumb marketing gimmick which obviously berks like Smalls have gleefully perpetuated:

                  “However, Bounty haters will have to move fast. Only 2,000 tubs have been produced and they are only available at pop-ups in 40 large Tesco stores”

                  So you have to travel out of the way just to temporarily avoid having to eat something which no one was making you eat to begin with? Riiight…

                      hugopal
                      I travel to Tesco once a month for peanuts and Halal chicken wings.

                      Want me to pick you a box up?

                        Bounty is at the bottom for me, snickers however is right up there!

                        hugopal Reading the article it’s just a dumb marketing gimmick which obviously berks like Smalls have gleefully perpetuated:

                        “However, Bounty haters will have to move fast. Only 2,000 tubs have been produced and they are only available at pop-ups in 40 large Tesco stores”

                        So you have to travel out of the way just to temporarily avoid having to eat something which no one was making you eat to begin with? Riiight…

                            Smallman1 so “going in to the weeds” is actually an analogy for shagging a 41 year-old marijuana-selling mother who looks decent enough for her age?

                              Aye whilst in Japan I used to destroy that shit. Probably/maybe the best chocolate in the world.
                              Celebrations are for 5 year olds.