Dubman Madras the armpit of India, is horrific, Derms. Please don’t suggest Tamil Nadu if people are visiting India.

Unless it’s Auroville or Pondicherry, wink wink @bosstrabs.

      Along_the_Wire Yeh, to dry. So just dabs rather than wipes. No more marmite pot/endless wiping incidents either.

        rhouses Unless it’s Auroville or Pondicherry, wink wink

        A quick search of Auroville nightlife -

        PLEASE NOTE: No alcohol or drugs are to be consumed in this location. They are strictly forbidden

            Wasn’t it Dermo that had explosive diarrhoea whilst backpacking? Could be the reason for all the vitriol - which is fair.

            BlainSA It’s a bit hippy dippy minus the ‘good’ stuff, but if you know the right people it’s fun. It’s a town run by immigrant Europeans, make of that what you will. Incredibly clean if we want to check one of dermo’s boxes as well.

              Cankles-McJeggings I’m not sure which Sri Lankan bogs you used but I’ve never had any issues. The service station/road side traps are no better or worse then the UK.

                  My diet and liver function are so pure I don’t need toilet roll or bidets. Just a ghost shit once a day. Whoosh, straight down, no smell, wham bam thank you mam, what’s for lunch.

                    mono-stereo The pungent smell of puke from alcoholic Brits, specifically, and just overall nastiness. That’s what sticks every time I entered a public restroom in the UK.

                        C_J All fiber no protein! You tree hugger.

                          You’re an animal, dermo, make no mistake.

                          Have just taken a shit up the Shard. Quite literally a poo with a view

                          For the spreadsheet, wiping was the only option

                          mono-stereo We all know the Jaipurnese have good shitters.

                          What about the Indians though?