bosstrabs Don’t think Millsy needs the first module. We will send him an invite for the advanced module ’How to regain your flair and enthusiasm for the Bants when you’ve been treading water for the past five years’.
hugopal bosstrabs ALSO, going into 2023, Bants School is delighted to announce the Bant Research Institute, in partnership with Oxford Brookes University. It’d surely be the ‘Bant Educational Research Centre’, or ‘BERC’ for short.
Mad_Cyril Millsy Is bants school now classed as an ‘event’? Could be a January event in the offing. You coming, panto should have finished by then?
Smallman1 The following attendees are in the frame for next January’s course - Millsy Amps MC They’ll be smashing it by Feb / March confirmed!
Wally Millsy defo the middle aged, badly dressed sleazy wanker that attends freshers week at the student union every year regular as clockwork and tries to score with the lasses at Bants University.
Wally Millsy ‘I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age’ as he’s spilling a rum and coke down his pants.
Wally Smallman1 ‘bespoke module’ = mandatory student lessons from the student welfare and safeguarding team.
Millsy Smallman1 I’m oldskool on that front, like a cornered animal, the Derms defence. Something I’ve not been able to shake since the GU days.
