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  • Invites sent to Bants School

Hugo and Si are a credit to you Ed

MC on the other hand……. fuck me :s

    Is bants school now classed as an ‘event’?

      The following attendees are in the frame for next January’s course -

      Millsy
      Amps
      MC

      They’ll be smashing it by Feb / March confirmed!

        C_J MC on the other hand……. fuck me :s

        Hurts coming from a big hitter like yourself CeeJay

          Millsy Is bants school now classed as an ‘event’?

          Could be a January event in the offing. You coming, panto should have finished by then?

            Millsy defo the middle aged, badly dressed sleazy wanker that attends freshers week at the student union every year regular as clockwork and tries to score with the lasses at Bants University.

              Wally units everywhere, with their modules jiggling about everywhere? Yes!

                  Millsy ‘I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age’ as he’s spilling a rum and coke down his pants.

                    Adding a bespoke module for Millsy - How to take the bants.

                      Smallman1 ‘bespoke module’ = mandatory student lessons from the student welfare and safeguarding team.

                        Smallman1 I’m oldskool on that front, like a cornered animal, the Derms defence. Something I’ve not been able to shake since the GU days.

                            Millsy tbf Derms windmills into situations pre-emptively before he’s even been attacked.

                                Wally a similar feeling to his Mrs when he pats her on the arsehole and whispers ’you’ve been dermoed’ apres sex.

                                He still gives the best hugs though 💘

                                  Can someone send an invite to Wal?

                                  The only way wally could ever be funny is getting hit by a car crossing a road (Even funnier if he only looks right for oncoming vehicles but the car comes from the left ).
                                  Himself and MC are like bants vacuums. They enter otherwise healthy threads and literally hoover all the fun out of them in a single post.

                                  It’s a good job invites aren’t still dispatched by messengers on horses btw.

                                  “Oh, BORE OFF, Dave! etc etc”

                                  Dave, Smalls, I have sent the nominations for the ‘Sultan of Bants’ Rewards and Recognition program, please share your feedback and approvals.

                                  Rhouses, I know it’s totally de rigeur to open a campus in Asia, like Duke have near Shanghai and so on, to hoover up that lucrative Asian demand, but that’s not what we’re about here at Bants School.

                                  Fundamentally, we feel it would cheapen our brand to have thousands of Indians running round saying ‘kitchen sink!’, ‘suave the treacles’, ‘invite en route!’.