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  • Truss (general uk sucks thread)

I’ve seen Simon Bassline Smith DJ which was a novelty.

I have seen him in Eastenders.

How he hasn’t won a Bafta I’ll never know.

A friend of mine used to go to school with Deekline.

Cheers.

Terry nutkins signed my hat in corfu.

    Used to buy tickets off Maxine..coxy’s girlfriend from Brighton.

    I’ve got a pickled onion the size of a football in my bedroom.

    seanc80

    If by euphemism you mean terry nutkins made me suck him off in corfu, then you are correct, sean.

      The one and only. Jimmi Harkishin (Dev off Corrie) & Keith Duffy was also there too.

      Quite the crew.

        Isn’t the bloke who plays Les Battersby a raging alcoholic? Good value after a few beers I bet.

        Les is absolutely Battersby’d.

        Oi oi!

        That actually got a mild LOL Smalls.

        I’ve downvoted you anyway.

          Lol!

          You have an upvote for that.

          What a time to be alive!

          What I like about Smallman is he’s never scared to have an absolute reg when he posts