Truss (general uk sucks thread)

Hursty

I’ve seen Simon Bassline Smith DJ which was a novelty.

Smallman1

I have seen him in Eastenders.

How he hasn’t won a Bafta I’ll never know.

Smallman1

A friend of mine used to go to school with Deekline.

Cheers.

seanc80

Bruce Jones bought me a pint in Tomangos.

Smallman1

seanc80 Bruce Jones bought me a pint in Tomangos.

Les Battersby?

-si-

Terry nutkins signed my hat in corfu.

seanc80

-si- Is that a euphemism Si?

-si-

seanc80

If by euphemism you mean terry nutkins made me suck him off in corfu, then you are correct, sean.

Dubman

Used to buy tickets off Maxine..coxy’s girlfriend from Brighton.

bosstrabs

I’ve got a pickled onion the size of a football in my bedroom.

seanc80

The one and only. Jimmi Harkishin (Dev off Corrie) & Keith Duffy was also there too.

Quite the crew.

SM001

seanc80 John C. McGinley popped in to Tomangos for a quickie(both) once too.

Smallman1

Ha!

That is class!

Sound lads?

mono-stereo

Isn’t the bloke who plays Les Battersby a raging alcoholic? Good value after a few beers I bet.

Smallman1

Les is absolutely Battersby’d.

Oi oi!

mono-stereo

That actually got a mild LOL Smalls.

I’ve downvoted you anyway.

Smallman1

mono-stereo I’ve downvoted you anyway.

That properly made me laugh Mono!

Smallman1

Lol!

You have an upvote for that.

What a time to be alive!

bosstrabs

What I like about Smallman is he’s never scared to have an absolute reg when he posts

Smallman1

Makes me the man I am Dave!

Amps

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