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Used to buy tickets off Maxine..coxy’s girlfriend from Brighton.

I’ve got a pickled onion the size of a football in my bedroom.

seanc80

If by euphemism you mean terry nutkins made me suck him off in corfu, then you are correct, sean.

    The one and only. Jimmi Harkishin (Dev off Corrie) & Keith Duffy was also there too.

    Quite the crew.

      Isn’t the bloke who plays Les Battersby a raging alcoholic? Good value after a few beers I bet.

      Les is absolutely Battersby’d.

      Oi oi!

      That actually got a mild LOL Smalls.

      I’ve downvoted you anyway.

        Lol!

        You have an upvote for that.

        What a time to be alive!

        What I like about Smallman is he’s never scared to have an absolute reg when he posts

        Buuuuuuuuuurnham, with the burn.

        Think there was chat about this earlier, the idea of him going in the new year because his work was done, his handlers where happy to let him go etc.

        Jeremy Hunt will win the takeover I reckon. He’s largely untarnished with all things Brexit (so that’s Gove out) and Covid (Sunak, Raab and Hancock out) and is competent & a true blue Tory that lives up to his name’s rhyming slang.

          Wally My brother in law is a good mate of Jeremy Hunt’s. Worked on his leadership campaign, last parliamentary campaign etc etc. JH may be untarnished by the recent shitshow, but he IS as cunty as you might imagine. Standard despicable Tory human being.