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Never liked Goldie since I read that story about him lobbing someone down some steps in a club for making an unofficial remix of Inner City Life.

    Goldie clearly couldn’t handle the Inner City Pressure.

    And that ladies and gentlemen is why I am right up there as one the greatest message board posters of all time.

    Actually have more respect for Sunak than Goldie (not that that’s saying much) Stick to the day job mate.

      bosstrabs He once comically pretended to run me over in his 8 series BMW back stage at a festival, we all laughed, no harm done.

        alistair Given that the entire point of the video is about him losing his day job and being told to retrain as something else, this is the statement of a sharp mind or an absolute cretin. Which one is it Al?

            Wally fuck me, you resort to personal insults even quicker than Trump. 😘

                alistair Hey, I gave you a bit of leeway lad - I would have happily taken ‘a sharp mind’ as an answer.

                  Smallman1 Is not seeing Goldie DJ a thing? Not to jump on the bandwagon but I too have never seen him DJ.

                  Saw him in a Bond movie once. Does that count at all?

                    I heard him play out a few times in the 90s. He was actually alright, mainly just playing stuff off Metalheadz, which as a label you couldn’t really go wrong with at the time.

                    I saw him DJ in the Blue Note around 97/98.

                    Don’t recall him being very good.

                    Were you doing shots with Bjork at the bar Dave?

                    Id say the old tequila makes her violently happy.

                    I’ve seen him in literally every dance music related talking heads-based TV programme since 1998 if that counts?

                    I’ve seen Simon Bassline Smith DJ which was a novelty.

                    I have seen him in Eastenders.

                    How he hasn’t won a Bafta I’ll never know.

                    A friend of mine used to go to school with Deekline.

                    Cheers.

                    Terry nutkins signed my hat in corfu.

                      Used to buy tickets off Maxine..coxy’s girlfriend from Brighton.

                      I’ve got a pickled onion the size of a football in my bedroom.

                      seanc80

                      If by euphemism you mean terry nutkins made me suck him off in corfu, then you are correct, sean.

                        The one and only. Jimmi Harkishin (Dev off Corrie) & Keith Duffy was also there too.

                        Quite the crew.

                          Isn’t the bloke who plays Les Battersby a raging alcoholic? Good value after a few beers I bet.

                          Les is absolutely Battersby’d.

                          Oi oi!

                          That actually got a mild LOL Smalls.

                          I’ve downvoted you anyway.

                            Lol!

                            You have an upvote for that.

                            What a time to be alive!

                            What I like about Smallman is he’s never scared to have an absolute reg when he posts

                            Buuuuuuuuuurnham, with the burn.

                            Think there was chat about this earlier, the idea of him going in the new year because his work was done, his handlers where happy to let him go etc.